Alys in Real Life

I have nothing to say other than I think I am failing at life. I stopped taking my anti-depressants after slowly cutting down my dosage and I really feel like I am dying. Last week was terrible. All I wanted to do was cry and go to sleep. My whole body felt numb, my brain felt like it had electric shocks going through it, and I have been super irritable and cranky. One night I really felt like I was going to have a seizure or a stroke. This stuff is terrible. To add to it: Have you guys tried to be a student? Ugh, I go through the same thing every semester, I am like a professional college student by now, I think I'm still working on my associates degree after 4 years! I have SO much homework. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HOMEWORK? Don't they know I need shoot guns? Or sleep sometime? Don't they understand how important Nextflix and Hulu are to me? I've calculated it down to 5 semesters left. If I keep taking 2 classes at a time, and IF I pass them all,  I will finally be a pro...

Heyyyy. SO, this week was intense. Well, not really. But I like to pretend my life in fascinating. Bunco was this week so Amy and I went on our lunch break to a couple thrift stores to shop for our outfits. Did I tell you I was hosting and my theme was "white trash bash" Yup. So I got some sparkly hooker heals, and Amy got a sexy house coat and slippers. I was going for the "are you my baby daddy?" look and she was going for the "I'm going to Walmart" look. This week I also printed out a picture of Slash, taped it on my bosses tire and told him that some one slashed his tire. He was really concerned and worried and went running outside. I really do think I'm hilarious. Good thing my boss is chill and pretty much said "game on" I wonder what he is going to do to me now? This week was the start of the fall semester! Yay! I am excited to be back into a routine. I didn't mind going to the pool everyday and doing what ever I w...

Since we had Labor Day this week, and I had Amy work for me Friday so I could shoot, I only had to work ONE day this week. That my friends, is what being a trophy receptionist is all about, not working. Monday we went to the fair and indulged in greasy, fried, fair food. My taste buds were in Heaven, my gut, not so much. Good thing I worked out this week. That beard though, am I right? Tuesday I went in for my second Electrolysis. Again, it was a morning of pain and suffering. But my dear friend Cherie is so nice to me about it. Once this is all done I will NEVER have to tweeze my brows again. The pain is worth it.  Next, I think I want my brows tattooed so I wont have to draw them in anymore. I have a thing for perfect eyebrows. Everyone needs them, a great brow makes a good face.  You all love seeing me without make up on, right? I worked my one day, and the rest of the time I went to the range to help set up for the USPSA Idaho State Championship. It was f...